I don't know if anyone watches Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, but he has some pretty funny sketches. There is one sketch where he writes thank you letters based on the major news stores from the week. Last week he wrote one to Brett Farve and I thought it was pretty good.
“Thank you Brett Farve for finally announcing this week, once and for all, that you are retiring for good and will not be playing this season. We look forward to seeing you play." -Jimmy Fallon
